villain:
Damn, Stone Cold has let himself GO!
RazorbackSheep:
It's the Always PMS Pill; You don't swallow it, you CRUSH THAT LOWDOWN HUSBAND'S SKULL TO A PULPY MUSH WITH IT ! Ok... I feel better now... sorry
Nitro_Sama:
"Hey! Your not in the Moses movie! Get out of here!"
Nitro_Sama:
That time machine must be huge if it was able to fit that van all the way through.
pumakitty:
Cuz my clear stick could so woop your clear stick's ass.
juniebugie:
What's Mr. Hanky doing here?
kingcrim:
"oO(Oops I got ebola again)Oo"
Without_Wings:
"Here, sir, I'll fix it so you have /two/ eyebrows."
FlyingDutchman1971:
Suddenly, the new Dirt Devil vacuum demonstration goes horribly awry
happy_fun_ball:
Only the most exquisite furniture, carefully custom fitted to the specific dimensions of your fat ass...
happy_fun_ball:
Bob gets a nitrous hook-up for his Ford from a minor demon for his soul.
Billy_Zoom:
"And so, the Fellowship of the Ring makes their way to Rivendel..."
zombiewoof68:
Well, the bad news is, I forgot to untie Fluffy before we left the dock. The good news is... we just caught a prize-winning shark!
Bran640:
AHHH, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT MOTHER FUCKING OFF. AHHHHH!!!
Chica_Bonita:
I suppose it's too late to ask for directions, eh?
qUiCkSiLvEr_MaDdNeSs:
AOL-Time Warner and God
animebabe:
"Why, yes, I *am* underpaid and untrained! Would you like to Supersize that?"
JohnSteed:
"That is not Han! You've frozen his STUNT DOUBLE!!!"