phishy_girl:
Don't ask why I'm walkin' funny... unless you want to help get it out...
monkey_butt_yup:
Their slogan: "Goes in Gold, comes out Gold"
Racerex:
"Hey, if this storm was so 'perfect', it wouldn't be pissing me off so much!"
teambanzai:
I can see my house from here.
zombiewoof68:
o/` Celebrex good times, COME ON! o/`
zombiewoof68:
Ask your doctor. Cause we don't know what the hell it is either.
UpSky2:
Kevin Costner in Buena Vista Television's upcoming live action feature: 'The Unhappy God Atlas'
HearseLover:
"Yeah... last time I did that, I had to see my chiropractor for a week."
num:
"Go right ahead kids, grab a hand full of mercury!"
pearliepie1:
Hey this is loads of fun, even more than the three of us triple-dated!
mistie406:
Drunk Driver-cam.
Plastic_Duck:
And speaking of "Crack Whore in a Cathedral..."
cyoungdahl:
Ok, I'll buy the car. Now tell me about the 0% financing.
MajorDereks:
Back in my day we used to have things called "toothbrushes", now they make weird anal probes for your mouth.
lil_amish_boy:
While we work on improved shaving technology, some countries are building weapons.
joeisdeth:
Sulu, you idiot! Turn before we hit the window of the Starbase!!
connyveidt:
Hmmm, decisions, decisions. The orange ripple frappucino lemon rat or the mocha coulis broccoli weasel with jimmies. Remember when life was simpler?
21st_century:
Ina Persontoo, a Tenctonese who's passing as a Human, still can't resist looking in the ice-cream case, as it reminds her of the slaveship's baby incubator...