Andy1251:
"Well, look at that. I may be closer than I appear."
Randal_Flagg:
(I hope the new Indiana Jones movie will be out before Harrison reaches 90...)
MSTieLyn:
Cool, I'm in the Glitter Dome!
Verrada:
If I dress like Data can I be Data?
servoinorbit:
Lesbians in the suburbs just aren't quite as hot
servoinorbit:
Hey, are we lost again? What the hell are you, some kind of dummy?
servoinorbit:
The, um, entrance, to the, um, furry cave...
Randal_Flagg:
Why do these people with horrible outside allergies always seem to find themselves in the middle of a flower garden?
Randal_Flagg:
59% APR. Wow, what a great deal. I bet these guys are beating the customers away with sticks with an offer like that...
hotbrunette:
Whoa! Watch where you put that!
Static_Air:
When midgets attack gay strippers
Verrada:
...and then then was this time at band camp...
smilingvillian:
Do it yourself at home rhinoplasty! It's cheap, it's effective, and it's guaranteed, or no money back!
Erik_Dressel:
"I'm new and improved, Michael."
linear98us:
Damn it, Jim I'm a doctor not a surgeon. I can't just go around curing people.
linear98us:
The girl friend watched the experiment in horror. As slowly her boyfriend was made to watch 36 hours of The View.
144b:
Yes, I am a truck farmer! Fear me!
monkey_butt_yup:
"Wow, looks like he's at the end of his rope..." "Oh shut up, that isn't funny you idiot..."