enigk:
Friends don't let friends swim drunk...
GlitterRock:
This is NOT where the fish lives!
Razumihin:
AAAAA!!! Ghost shoppers!!!!
Amon:
Soylent Green Chips. Nothing says "healthy" quite like it.
UnReality:
"Hack up a lung someplace else, Cancer Boy! You're goin' down!"
amycamus:
"That deep sea diver is STILL blocking the entrance to the castle. I'm gonna bite that bastard's head off one of these days." "Blub, blub."
enigk:
"Okay... who's the wise-ass that summoned Ifrit?"
stareater:
New from Burger King! The Sweaty-Ass Sandwich! Add fries & a coke for only $4.99!
Beedo:
Somehow, this scene from the upcoming "Matrix 2" fills me with dread.
Indika:
Hi Senator Condit!!!
enigk:
"PARTY! PARTY! WOMEN!! BOOZE! *whisper* drink responsibly PARTY! PARTY!"
Amon:
The Jeffersons must be nearby.
flowbear:
Next on Sci Fi! Robobitch!!
jfopie:
Realizing his ex was on the back of the bike, Jake felt that road rage was a real good feeling as he loaded the 45...
TyranosaurisRex:
This new chastity body belt guards against even oral sexual activity
Buffoon:
"Ya know they call 'em Mexi-fries, but they're really just little tater tots."
Geier:
Turning to your girlfriend and commenting loudly on the officer's obvious lack of endowment is NOT the preferred way to talk oneself out of a ticket.
Soozcat:
"Yeah, this is Lynn Thigpen speaking... Yeah, I know where Carmen Sandiego is... damned if I'll tell you..."