girly_girl:
"Yeah, I'm so turned on right now. Ooh, Baby. (yawn) Tell me that again."
animebabe:
Or call 867-5309... I heard you get 100% off there.
EnochF:
It's two, two, two amoral psychic frauds in one!
amycamus:
NEVER take hallucinogenics during Mardi Gras.
UnReality:
"Mom? You're a bitch."
SeventhTaterTot:
"Oh, come on. We both know it's not SLEEP we're really talking about here."
Agent_Moldy:
Tens of people flocked to Praiseland today...
girly_girl:
It's better than Blaire Warner Cable. That is just an all-shopping network.
EnochF:
Oh, would you look at that, I've spilled champagne all over your shirt... we'll have to get you out of that...
EnochF:
Someone's stolen my commas and apostrophes! Oh, there they are...
EnochF:
"Bobo, did you start a war between humans and apes?" "I'm sorry, Lawgiver..."
Mr_Grant:
"I was expelled from college for cheating on my metaphysics final-- I was caught looking into the soul of the person sitting next to me."
EnochF:
The Story of
amycamus:
And it's a high fly caption! Up, up, up, back to the wall, and - foul. That's the 786th foul caption at bat for YingYang...
shanky:
"That guy's funny!"
TheDiva:
"Because you're 37 years old and your father and I want the house to ourselves again, that's why."
Toht_Jam:
The show which defies you to tell them what color Xev's eyes are.
Fuquad:
"What is the entire cast of Ally McBeal?" "Correct!" "I'll take Lemon for $500, Alex!"