Randal_Flagg:
Overcompensating for the fact that one of her mother's legs is longer than the other.
MSTzilla:
Since when does the "Soup Nazi" serve pizza?? "NO TOPPINGS FOR YOU!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Will I take your hand in marriage? Hell, I'll take the whole arm!" *RIPPP*
Buffoon:
...Tomorrow, THE UNIVERSE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
MSTzilla:
Corrective sandals??? What will they think up next?
Randal_Flagg:
Guy looking smug. Gal looking shocked. I'd say *someone* has a viagra secret.
Enapov:
The black hole that they use in cartoons to get into banks and safes. Yeah, you thought that was a bunch of bullshit didn't you?
MSTzilla:
Trying to emulate his hero, Michael Jackson, Cory Feldman sticks sparklers in his hair.
CrazyBob:
Whoa! the little sci fi mascot's big brother showed up...
CrazyBob:
Chris Elliott!!! A comic genius for the ages...
E_the_E:
Meanwhile, at the Slanty Shanty...
Randal_Flagg:
"Good move, honey! Sell our house and buy a houseboat. It'll be fun, you said. We can sail it to England, you said. Never thought about HURRICANES, did ya?!"
Amon:
Fatty and Skinny, went to bed. Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead. Fatty called the doctor, and the doctor said: "One more like that and we'll ALL be dead!"
BlakHat1:
"It is much better than iMac... we will sell it again and again..."
Amon:
"I'm telling you, "Top Secret" was the pinnacle of my career!"
HoneyT:
Hello? Yeah, I've got a dead cat on my belly... no, didn't get a chance to cook it yet... nope, I haven't welcomed any drifters this week...
BlakHat1:
You think after getting hit buy the 3 ball the first time he'd learn
Amon:
"Honey, I Blew Up the Chevy"