Randal_Flagg:
"Since I'll be out of a job in four years when the American people figure out how much of an idiot I am, I'm getting a headstart on my new career."
WEIRD_1:
CT, get wrapped up in the action
Randal_Flagg:
Saran Wraps new "Roll o' Plastic" kids toy wasn't accepted well in public.
MrBoj:
Hmmmm, Death running by a vacant living room with faeries flying around in it... Hmmmm
TVs_Neal:
"S'aright?" "S'aright!" Another generation of Senor Wenslas...
Randal_Flagg:
"The doctor removed this from my *cough* woman area. But it's still good!"
Randal_Flagg:
Oh yeah? Try my life, pal! See how refreshing you think it is!
HenryBemis:
Hmmm... piquant, yet not obtuse. Fruity, with a woodsy aftertaste.
TVs_Neal:
This constitutes a romantic dinner in most of the south.
MSTzilla:
"MOM! ET's out making something with the outdoor furniture again."
max_mallon:
You know... I chose to live this way! I looked at myself in the mirror and just said, "What the hell! Enjoy yourself!"
Randal_Flagg:
"So I was all cool, and I said to her, 'Hey baby, show me your vagina!'"
Randal_Flagg:
keogh? A futuristic toilet/foot massager combo? *DING DING* Correct!
WEIRD_1:
Reminds me. I need to send Kate Winslet a thank you note
Randal_Flagg:
"I'm telling you, "Top Secret" was the pinnacle of my career!"
TVs_Neal:
This how the world looks to Robert Downey Jr.
Randal_Flagg:
The sun, as seen through the atmosphere of Neptune.
HoneyT:
"Does Joanie's ass look...different to you, Sue?" "I'll say! It looks like inflated Jello!"