carbonbased:
I thought the FDA took these off the market.
Cyberbeast:
"Look what I found in my nose. Gross, huh?"
144b:
Ya missed a spot.
YingYang:
Godzilla hates having to go to the store to get tampons for the Mrs...
ZadetheElf:
A giant penguin! I... guess...
EnochF:
"That's right, General. They destroyed their own city rather than watch Black Scorpion..."
Mr_Grant:
Do you think it swirls the other way in the southern hemisphere?
Humoriste:
Well, "The Girl in Room 8" isn't very exciting...
Humoriste:
William Shatner's car. Sad, isn't it?
Humoriste:
Figure. That's the word we used to use, before "buns of steel" and "power abs."
HenryBemis:
Didn't like Family Affair: The Movie. Kevin Smith just doesn't live up to the role of Mr. French.
sergy:
That's just my pet snake Reggie. Show a little backbone, will ya?
HenryBemis:
Scientists Crack Genetic Code for the Heckler Gene: G-A-T-T-A-C-A-P
Humoriste:
The Barbie Network ... (a.k.a. Lifetime)
YingYang:
A Klingon fetus.
EnochF:
Remember to put trigger locks on your 7's.
redhoodie:
It's a boy!
butteredtoast:
Ah, my kind of sci-fi