girly_girl:
Tonight on ESPN2: Competitive Nose Picking.
alexgariepy:
Cher's just not having a good day...
Mr_Grant:
I guess that would be Vitamin Beedo.
alexgariepy:
The Giants are kidding themselves again. You weren't playing by CFL rules. Therefore, you didn't get a single point! ...Morons...
SpaceToast:
In college hoops, Jesus was known as the Winged One; but, alas, a tendancy to throw games for his teammates' indiscretions shunted him from any pro hopes.
Storm66:
Tonight on a very special Lexx, Stanley and Sting go looking for a Message in a Bottle.
n0cturnal_emit0r:
"...a dangerous day for other drivers--drive drunk." *A message from DASP, Drunks Against Sober People.*
JAUSTRALIS:
the job cappers dream about...
Thismeanssomething:
Once again Ed walks in on his sister's seance and ends up cursed.
Bassmann:
Ever wonder why it's a Toyota commercial, but the road is Saturn's Logo?, What's up with that?
chopsticks:
So that's how they got all of those W's off the keyboards in the White House-miniturization of interns! Amazing.
Amon:
keogh? Locutus remembering his days as Captain Picard? *DING* Correct!
Amon:
"What does Charlotte do?"
Bassmann:
(Andy Rooney) "Ever wonder why they'll show a credit card on TV but you just can't make out the number or date?"
Amon:
"I can deny that credit in 1 second." *crowd gasps* "Well then, deny that credit!" "DENIED!" *crowd applause*
144b:
Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No, Shut up or I'll drive off this frigging cliff!
enigk:
Scrubbing Bubbles: A Day in the Life
rickubis:
Yeah, last time I checked, I had a paranormal ones.