teambanzai:
The Monkey Mcbrainwich is now just $1.99
GersonK:
First it was the freezes. Then the blurry pictures. Now they're shutting the Caption This! curtains.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Tina discovers that the pens she lost four years ago, were in the back of her head the whole time.
Amon:
Tonight, on "Psychic Tootsie"
GersonK:
scifi.com. Shit. same difference.
easy_street:
"Gravers"? Well, each Whopper contains enough cholesterol to choke a horse. Makes sense I guess.
CaptCaption:
"I'm SCIFI" "No, I'm SCIFI" "I'm Batman"
Amon:
"Cliff Robertson?!" "No, it's Baxter. You know, your cat?"
shanky:
"Ooohhh!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!"
easy_street:
Bonanza brand soup... ask for it by name
The_Gray_Zombie:
Or you could get Wilberfied. Either way is the Wright way. (Ok, bad joke, sorry)
Amon:
"But the sign says *stale*." "How do ya think I got it so cheap?"
animebabe:
"Tastes better!" "Less filling!" And yet another wife and mistress get into a fight over a cheating man...
Amon:
I hate it when these fishing shows put the camera directly on the sun...
animebabe:
*sigh* Anyone know when your permanant record gets erased? Anyone?
GlitterRock:
It's one of those THEY LIVE subliminal messages! And I ain't even wearing Roddy Piper's sunglasses!
Amon:
"Live, from the Cromag Olympics..."
animebabe:
"Stop it Gail! You're hurting me Gail! You're KILLING me, Gail! Look at what he did... bastard bled on my shirt!"