teambanzai:
They told my parents not to take the brown acid at Woodstock, but did they listen? No. Now I get to see talking food. Thanks Mom and Dad.
Amon:
"Uh, it's orange juice! You know I quit drinking those nasty screwdrivers! Right?"
Short_Round:
Crap, we forgot to change the Bat-Signal bulb
Amon:
I've always said that no one is a harder hitting journalist than Al Franken.
Klatuu:
I have said NY to you once. Go away or I shall say it again! And I'll keep track of it on my scoreboard. NY (2) NY! (3) NY, NY, NY! (5)
Amon:
...and the lone ice cream cone waits for his boy at the bus stop.
Generik:
No! NO!!! The sonofabitch will throw me out a window and try to turn me into Puma Man!
HenryBemis:
"Here honey, wipe your nose."
Amon:
Sean Young's audition for the role of Catwoman.
HenryBemis:
The consummate method actress, Julie Newmar researches her role...
Vendebar:
"That's right: I'm Dick Grayson, now...today. Wanting bungholery even more!"
Amon:
"Come on! Give Jesse Jackson some skin!"
teambanzai:
Kill your parents kill your parents kill your parents kill your parents, oh yeah but make them buy more Barney merchandise first.
Generik:
"I hate fucking Barney." "You don't mean that, Timmy!" "Yes, I do! I'd rather fuck a Powerpuff Girl!"
FredPAC:
...and then Prince exploded
MadMatt:
We're live on the scene here. It appears that the Jolly Green Giant decided to plant peas in the middle of the Piggly-Wiggly parking lot
Amon:
/~ "I've got a tiger by the tail it's plain to see..."
HenryBemis:
Argh, matey. There be the good ship Proletariat. Hoist the interest rates! Prepare to hostilely take over!