edeo:
Early civilizations didn't have fishing poles. They whacked fish unconscious with naked women.
YingYang:
"Get the fuck out! No time for cuddling! I got's other sluts to do!" "But, Ying..."
girly_girl:
A fish. A fish. Oh, little fishy. And he went... where-ever I... would gooo...
YingYang:
I didn't say smell it, I said suck it, bitch!
Amon:
But can it be used as a lubricant?
GlitterRock:
.oO Man, what would this guy think if he knew his dead wife was giving me a hummer right now!
GlitterRock:
Cool, my bubble-wrapped Sylvester McCoy's here!!
YingYang:
The same stuff my mom drank when she was pregnant with me!
GlitterRock:
"You will bow down before me, son of Nov-Ell! Bow down! BOW DOWN!!"
Steelhawk:
A pigeon attacking an inner tube? The hell?
JohnSteed:
Do you see quality programming? Scientists don't believe so...
JohnSteed:
Anglo-Saxon Transexual prostitutes believed to captured by aliens and given the Marty Feldman disease
JohnSteed:
A car whose emergency breaks work so well, it even stops the vertical hold!
Short_Round:
ys Knight and the Pips new album! Coming this Friday!
porpoise:
then flush, and wash your hands.
JohnSteed:
Birth control pamphlets, because it's never too early...
Short_Round:
It's come today, in case you didn't know...
Short_Round:
"I eat so much greasy food, I'm having this oil filter surgically implanted in me."