girly_girl:
I told him not to go swimming in Chernobyl Lake. Look at the size of those leeches!
Hovercraft:
The white dough slug as it makes it great journey across the sheet metal desert...
Mr_Grant:
*DING* --What is "When does Sci-Fi suck?" --Correct, for $200. --I'll take "Bad Ben Murphy shows" for $100...
reppaC_cixelsyD:
"Look at that snake! Isn't he a beauty?!"
easy_street:
"I came all the way here to an island off Greenland for NO CASH PRIZE? Oh what a rip off!"
MaxPro:
The three elements of a Redneck divorce
Lu_Bu:
.oO(Smile, smile, act happy...) "Yes, I am SO delighted to have you as my son-in-law. Really."
devildoll:
Why do I play Mindprobe? I'm a masochist!!!
alexgariepy:
They magically removed her pupil! Those bastards!
RGrant:
Warning: not to be used in Seattle.
YingYang:
Yuppie three-way
Vendebar:
Wonder if my new Corgi toy has Firestones on it?
easy_street:
My wife and I agreed that two vehicles were too many. Guess who rides the bike?
UnReality:
The movie sucks. But those reviews... pure gold.
Penemue:
Hot young surfers are waiting for YOU!
Generik:
"Magic Mirror, tell me true, do my boobs make my butt look fat?"
Generik:
I hope they're planning on starting with the SFC executives...
GlitterRock:
"Hi, Suzanne Somers here for STAR TREK. Ever want to own one of those cool phaser rifles from the series? Well now, here's your chance..."