Randal_Flagg:
Polevaulting a mountain? Now that's EXTREME!!!
screaming_fist:
During off season, the Death Star was used for advertising.
RockBottom:
"That's what I told your mom."
JohnSteed:
This is no time for a Dr. Suess cartoon!
Enapov:
Mr. Snuffeluffagus in micromachine form...
easy_street:
"We got tree mumps!"
sabcat:
Why did the last surviving cartoon have to be "Caroline In The City"?
Vicious:
If a picture could paint a thousand words, I sure as heck wouldn't paint you!
Valshiro:
"And the winner of the silver in the 100 meter hurdle is: Ronnie the Rock."
easy_street:
Chlorox Baby Wipes?
screaming_fist:
"I'm going through my gentle curl period."
RockBottom:
"Gets rid of that nasty blowjob after taste."
JohnSteed:
Teddy Ruxbin is in stable condition after his car spun out the LA Freeway yesterday afternoon...
screaming_fist:
"You cannot escape our bottling plant, Mr. Bond."
Steelhawk:
Man, those computer viruses are getting worse all the time!
UnkownAssailant:
...brought to you by Ned the Nanite.
Dairai:
"Hey! This cookie's all stale!" Annie should've known better than to try selling bake-sale biscotti in this hick town.
HRPuffenstuff:
"I think that 'stand' comment was completely without class. By the way, have I told you I got the part of R2D2 in 'Episode II: The Legless Menace'?"