sabcat:
Every time I play Scrabble all I get is consonants!
Randal_Flagg:
Is this a TRAIN-ing film?
Vicious:
What do conductors wear to work? Training pants!!!
rdogs:
After repeated robbeies, the Keebler elves decided to add a security feature to thier cookies. Next Mother Fuck to touch one gets a 160 volt shock
MissHandlink:
E.T. phone home. Get 50% off...
LongLiveRock:
If you want to vaporize earth press 5 now
Erik_Dressel:
...and have mad sex with your boyfriend
Erik_Dressel:
Yankees can go to hell!
Generik:
"You're right. I don't think painting the living room with nuclear paint was such a good idea..."
Indomitus:
"Okay, hon. You were right. That's the last time I wear the Day-glo Trojans in public." "Damn skippy, Skippy."
MissFantastic:
Now there's a television first: Ads for vibrators
Link_the_Elf:
Yes! Custom designed Haunted Housing, affordable too!
NurseNoir:
Looking all half-assed like that, I should hope not!
Vicious:
Objects In Mirror Are Right Up Yer Arse
screaming_fist:
"Yeah I had Lasik. Who wants ta know?"
Randal_Flagg:
Yes, Advantage Snort. For all you coke addicts who just don't have time to lay out a line.
psychomorph:
"Hi Billy. We've just decided to choose you as our new sacrifice to the nascent goddesses of menstruation within us." "Okay."
Link_the_Elf:
Darth Maul goes Scuba Diving