Turk_Amon:
Unable to gain any real friends, Karen buys a store mannequin and tells all her girl secrets to her. SHE'LL never tell anyone about her crush on Kevin!
Turk_Amon:
"So... Up for a week of rock climbing?"
Turk_Amon:
"Hey, I found one of Lara Croft's backpacks! Now my health will improve!"
Turk_Amon:
"What is it, Doctor?" "I call it *The Table With The Ball That You Hit With Flippers And Try To Get A Lot Of Points Game*. Pretty cool, huh?" "Uh... How about calling it a pinball machine?"
Turk_Amon:
"What's wrong with him?" "Oh, he's never been the same since Corporal Agarn left the military."
Turk_Amon:
"Well, yeah, it *is* bigger. What did you call that pill again?" "I call it the *Little Pill That Will Make Your Shlong Larger And Please All The Ladies*." "Name's too long. How about Viagra?"
Turk_Amon:
Oscar Madison is very concerned when he discovers Felix Unger in the kitchen, drunk as a skunk, smoking Salem Ultra-Slims.
Turk_Amon:
keogh? A snail peeking out of it's shell in a conventional oven? *DING* DING* Correct!
Turk_Amon:
oO/ "Maybe if I show a little more of my elbows, my husband would show more interest... Oo
Turk_Amon:
"That's pretty cool, Doc! Whatta ya call it?" "I call it the *Stand In Front Of The Mirror And Pretend That You Are A Big Rock Star Playing The Six-String*. Whatta ya think?" "How about *Air Guitar*?"
wd40:
Hey Mom, great to be home, when's dinner, I'll be in my room capping, bubye!
Turk_Amon:
Poor Wicked Witch of the West. Someone threw water on her again.
Turk_Amon:
Seems kind of elaborate just to kill James Bond. Why not just shoot him?
Zee-tryptophan:
.oO(This blows, I'm heading over to Larry Storch's pad...)
Turk_Amon:
"Why are you punching yourself? Huh? Why are you punching yourself? Huh? Why are you punching yourself? Huh?" Sad to see a multiple personality disorder with one of them being a bully.
Turk_Amon:
Behind the scenes photo from the show "The Bob Newhart Show".
Turk_Amon:
keogh? One of those eggs from Alien? *BZZZZ* No, that's a triffid visiting Cheech Marin. *DAMN*!
Turk_Amon:
"Please, Bobby Golsboro, don't hit me any more!"