wd40:
I couldn't find the men's room, so I been using the corner for my personal business.
Turk_Amon:
o/~ "Well, I saw the thing coming outta the sky, it had one big horn and one big eye..."
Turk_Amon:
I don't know. For some reason, the meaning behind Picasso's paintings just eludes me.
Turk_Amon:
"Hold still, would ya?" "Uh, Rick? Wouldn't this type of thing be better treated by a doctor?" Oh, relax, ya baby! One quick slice, and your hemorrhoid problem is gone."
Turk_Amon:
This always happens to me. Every time I go to a movie, the screen always has a cut in it.
Turk_Amon:
"That's pretty cool, Doc! Whattya call it?" "I call it *The Magnifying Device That Brings Images That Are Far Away Up Close So You Can See Them Better* What do you think?" "Uh... how about *Telescope*?"
Turk_Amon:
That's always a good sign. The only thing that could be worse is if the word "Starring" was included.
Turk_Amon:
Ah, yes. Corporate parties of the 50's. I bet *those* were a load of fun!
Turk_Amon:
"Please sit down, Mr. Hopper. When he said your performance in Blue Velvet was over the top, it was meant as a compliment."
Turk_Amon:
"Here is my design for what I like to call *The Machine That Shakes And Is Used By Women To Pleasure Themselves When They Cannot Find A Man*. Whatta ya think?" Uh... how about calling it a vibrator?"
Turk_Amon:
Why is that every time I have a near-death experience, the tunnel is always dark at the end?
Turk_Amon:
"It's all taken care of. The Electoral College in Florida has been paid off to cast their votes for Mr. Bush, if needed."
Turk_Amon:
"I call it *The Hole In The Spaceship With Glass Covering It So That People Can Look Outside The Ship And See What's Going On*. Whatta ya think?" "Uh... How about calling it a porthole?"
psychomorph:
"Ook ook OOK!"
Flock_of_Chomskys:
They were beautiful, these Ninjas in the Mist.
Flock_of_Chomskys:
"I said, Um gonna go buy one ub dose potable tbansladros dey hab at Shahpuh Imuj."
Flock_of_Chomskys:
Erotic sock puppetry? I smell NEA grant.
Flock_of_Chomskys:
Lee Van Cleef -- sporting enough bags for a family vacation to Easter Island.