Amon_ster:
Mmmm... Nothing I like more than a mashed potato burrito...
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
Just a few more minutes with the rubber band on my wrist and I can cut me hand off.
CindyM:
oO Now remember kids, the hemlock goes in the MIDDLE of the strawberry tart... Oo
chilwil:
still life with mannequin arm
GizMonster:
"Gueff whaff in my mouf. Come on, gueff!"
Generik:
"Goddamn, my mustache still tastes like that little Timmy... I swear, the young ones are the best... What? I swear, he told me he was over eleven!"
SilentScream:
"Can't say that I've ever desired a man in leiderhosen, Sam. But I could DEFINITELY change my mind."
CindyM:
Once upon a time, when Uncle Sam was young, he and a little French girl got along VERY well...
Generik:
A young Mao decides that, like Sinatra, he wants to be Chairman of the board.
Amon_ster:
Mao Tse Tung gave up a promising musical career in his youth to become a tyranical Commie.
AustinThreeSixteen:
"I swear, trained CHIMPS could do your jobs! Wait! Memo to self, look into trained chimps..."
Amon_ster:
Finally! The "happy face" is getting sucked into a vortex to nothingness! Not smiling now, is he?
Generik:
The eternal optimist just keeps digging through all the horseshit, figuring that there must be a pony in there SOMEwhere.
AustinThreeSixteen:
Can't you just hear the snaps from "West Side Story"?
Amon_ster:
Looks like he's getting ready for a rumble. *snap* *snap* *snap*
AustinThreeSixteen:
"You may here see the phrase "Let them die" written in blood from time to time, but a little soap and water will take it out."
AustinThreeSixteen:
"And if you take out the shelves, it can hide four dead bodies!"
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Gold Bond Powder, stops nut sweat cold!"