Amon_ster:
The French made a few minor alterations to Egyptian heiroglyphics.
elDeKapitanator:
Nostradamusotep was the original future see-er guy.
GizMonster:
"No, I said you had a nice big CLOCK. Put that thing away."
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Man, when's King Kong gonna show up?" "Just keep flyin' by, Jerry."
Amon_ster:
"Let's see King Kong climb THIS building!"
elDeKapitanator:
Soon after King Kong, Anna Nicole Smith was seen climbing the building too. Apparently, she smelled someone's unfinished sandwich.
Amon_ster:
Wow! They just bought one of those fancy new 4" TVs! They're the envy of the neighborhood!
PineboxLarry:
Nothing beats Public Access TV on a Sunday night...
Amon_ster:
Great, we're capping Lawrence Welk now... Wait, that might be fun...
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
That can only mean one thing... there's a group of naked Lucy impersonators running wild through town!
PineboxLarry:
"Milton Berle to wardrobe..."
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
o/' Tropico the island breeze, all of nature wild and free, this is where I want to be. la-dee-da boniiiiiitttaaaaa o/'
CindyM:
"Polly Sell your Twat"?!?! Geez, you'd think that the censors would have a fit...!
Amon_ster:
"Polly: Still Your Futon"?
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
"Won't you help me? ...feed Sally Struthers?"
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
Wow- that's what I call an organized protest!
Amon_ster:
The rank and file of the office world?
Generik:
The whole town lines up for short-arm inspection, day or night...