shanky:
Frank never understood why women were afraid to go back to his place.
shanky:
"I'm having a moment."
FryGirl:
"Fry, I believe you've had a bit too much to drink this evening!" (Silly Amon, you don't tape strap-ons!)
screaming_fist:
"Call now for a free brochure on how to be a shaved ice technician."
Angel_Noir:
Mixing and scratching were the aspects of his game...
shanky:
"Men, have you ever wondered how you could get a lesbian to have sex with you?"
Angel_Noir:
.oO {Now where did I put that copy of "Duct Taped Lesbian Strap-On Harcore"?}
screaming_fist:
"Along with the art test you'll receive some mylar and a roll of duct tape."
Amon:
"And now to program "the teacher" so that Morg will have access to all our vast knowledge."
FryGirl:
"It's just a Love Machine, and it won't work for nobody but you!"
Humoriste:
Ooooh Daddy's got a good science fair project for you!
shanky:
"You don't tape strap-ons? Motherfucker! I'm gonna kill that bitch!"
Humoriste:
Marabou! I just loooooove marabou!
Angel_Noir:
"Must... resist... cotton... candy... Go... straight... to... thighs..."
screaming_fist:
"Over the years we've been collecting Ed Asner's back hair."
Humoriste:
This just in. Worldwide duct tape hoarding. Film at 11. Erotic film at 12.
Angel_Noir:
"Why Oragami? 'Cause balloon animals are for pussies!" "Cut!"
shanky:
"Okay , I can't read. I'm just gonna *wing it* from here."