screaming_fist:
"Who will win, physical-erectrical, or chemical-thermal? Place your bets!!! Banzai!!!"
Angel_Noir:
WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR TECHNOLOGY-HOLD ON, I HAVE A CALL ON THE OTHER LINE. HELLO? NO WE ARE QUITE PLEASED WITH OUR LONG DISTANCE CARRIER...
FryGirl:
Wheel Of Fortune... The Early Years.
Amon:
PRE-WASH, SOAP, RINSE, FOAM BRUSH, SPOT-FREE-RINSE, WAX
shanky:
Lesbian or French?
screaming_fist:
"What lady do now? Will she spit or swallow creamed squid gonads? Place your bets now!!"
Amon:
I'm not sure, but I think there might be someone hiding behind the terribly tacky curtains.
FryGirl:
"Look what I got on eBay, it's the Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson tape! Am I cool or WHAT!"
Humoriste:
So we've got the sea salt, the mixing tube, and a platinum DVD of Rick James Greatest Hits. Call now!!!
FryGirl:
Damn, I hate when this happens!
Amon:
"I'm getting jiggy with it."
Amon:
.oO (I've lost more thumbs this way...)
screaming_fist:
"I want you to meet my girlfriend. Just a minute while I inflate her."
shanky:
"Where is my crack , you little bastard!"
Angel_Noir:
Duct, duct, duct, GOOSE!
FryGirl:
More tape than a serial killer could use in a lifetime!
screaming_fist:
Join the tape fetish club for $2.95 a month.
Amon:
Lifetime supply of strap-on tape for lesbians.