shanky:
"This looks like a good spot for our treehouse."
shanky:
o/' "I've got the POWER!..o/" "Can it, Jimbo!"
TyranosaurisRex:
Gee, I thought working for Kathy Lee Gifford would be kind of glamorous.
shanky:
"Hey Norton , I KNOW you've been looking at me and I've been looking at you..."
GersonK:
The modern bathroom will have no need for such lowly fixtures as the 'toy-let'
Amon:
"...and this KY Jelly makes for easier penetration, Lassie!"
TyranosaurisRex:
See Lassie. It's called a gerbil, and I bet I have even more fun with him than with you.
MrAtomik:
And now, more lack of evidence theatre presents Nessie: Portrait of a... a... well, heck we don't know just what it is
TyranosaurisRex:
Geeze, when you put it that way Judy Garland singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" just doesn't seem that cute anymore.
MrAtomik:
Practice safe Planetism
Zoogicub:
"We apply a thick layer of adhesive to Shatner's skull, gentlemen, then apply the hairpiece atop that, and press down firmly."
Zoogicub:
"Mommy, why is that boy shaving that very hairy man?" "Sweetheart, very slowly step back towards me."
MrAtomik:
Using up $4 worth of oxygen and acetylene just to clean up and re-use a $2 spark plug
MrAtomik:
And now for the Obnoxious Adventures of Smug Man. Today Smug Man narrowly escapes disaster by smugly hiding behind an old woman in a bank robbery.
teambanzai:
You idiot, that's strawberry syrup!
Lanzman:
"The overplayed hits of the Eighties! Send 4.95 if you want it, 9.95 if you don't!"
Lanzman:
"Red three, this is Red Five. I'm going in and I'm going in full throttle. That oughtta keep those fighters off our backs!"
Lanzman:
"Who wanted the little umbrellas for their drinks?"