"Inventing Situations Page 45 (2003)"






Mr_Grant:
The Penis Fish, r. jeremyus aquaticus


Mr_Grant:
NASA recruit: Slobodan Slobovovitch. Training: PhDs in Political Economy and Electrical Engineering. Last position: Director of Unusual Torture, Assn. of Serbian Warlords.


Mr_Grant:
*And we have lift-off! Lift-off of Rickety One, the first reusable Lithuanian space vehicle! And the vehicle has... <37 minutes elapse> cleared the tower!*


Mr_Grant:
First creation of tribbles in the lab.


Mr_Grant:
*SQUIRT* Take THAT, aphids! *SQUIRT* Eat me, tomato worms! *SQUIRT* Die, tent caterpillars! Die die die!!!


Mr_Grant:
Chevrolet Recall Notice #2003-15831: Incorrect installation of driver-side airbag.


Mr_Grant:
Perfecting the Inflatable Nude Woman hood ornament.


Indomitus:
"Wooo-hooo!! The carpool lane rocks!!"


Amon:
"We're not getting enough lift. We need another guy on this bike."


UnReality:
It's comforting to know that, even in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, there will be bicycle-riding acrobats.


Indomitus:
Isn't this how Rube Goldberg died?


LauraPowers:
o/' Slow down in the name of love o/'


Indomitus:
"You sure we should make a spud gun this big, Jed?"


Indomitus:
Hugh Heffer?


Indomitus:
Hood ornament. It's a tough job, but he does have bills to pay.


Haight:
The Alamo annex


Haight:
So THAT'S what's in the center of a black hole - Chevrolet!


MSTzilla:
After a heated argument, Bill brought home just what his wife wanted... "I don't care, as long as it has whitewalls!"



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