"Inventing Situations Page 32 (2003)"






Dairai:
o/Then one day, he went huntin' for some food, and ended up eaten by some Lon Chaney duuude... werewolf, that is...o/


Stormy:
Redneck dream home


Amon:
Look! The turtle came out of it's shell!


Dairai:
The Bitches-on-Hitches portable brothel wasn't quite the success Meals On Wheels was banking on...


Amon:
The new stealth camper.


Amon:
Pinchy!


Dairai:
No se habla espaniel


Amon:
Yes, hear Susan Sarandon, The Dixie Chicks, Tim Robbins and Sean Penn get on their soap boxes in a race to see who can get the most words out before being stoned to death.


Mercutio_Jones:
Stamped on Newt Gingrich's hammy ass.


Moatas:
"You may see just a cow, I see a beautiful animal... that's made up of steaks, hamburg, leather goods..."


Mercutio_Jones:
Jeffrey Dahmer was a lousy housekeeper


Mercutio_Jones:
Some of the Imperial jobs on the Death Star were less than glamorous


Mercutio_Jones:
Don't take the purple acid, man, it's a real bummer!


RodRocket:
o0O(These View-Master 3D pictures are so REAL! I feelI could just reach out and TOUCH Barbie!)


Amon:
"It's... It's... It's side of a pig cured and smoked!"


Amon:
"I hope this child is fresh. Last one was a little gamey..."


Amon:
"I just love your feminine tendencies, Steve. It really reassures my manhood."


Amon:
Meanwhile, at Sigourney Weaver's pool party...



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