Dairai:
The Brain That Wouldn't Shave
Dairai:
Einstein's greatest contribution to the modern world? Hostess Snoballs.
lascif:
Bill Nye special on *the world's largest hairball*
Stormy:
How to properly care for your tribble's grooming habits
lascif:
I think I first saw this pic in my 7th grade sex education class
Amon:
I'm not sure what the female sperm whale's sexual organs are called or look like, but I think it would go something like... this.
lascif:
Transfer this sperm whale zygote to the Pacific, he says... I knew we should have called FedEx
Amon:
"Good job catching that squid. We're gonna eat good tonight!"
Stormy:
Hey me and my friends had the idea to drive off the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle to our deaths first!!!
Amon:
I don't know, dude. Being able to lift 50 lbs is cool and all, but do you really think that barbell is gonna hold up to the weight?
Dairai:
"Orville toothpicks are designed to withstand 80 foot pounds of torque!" "Why?" "I don't think I understand the question..."
Amon:
I love my Tinker Toys...
lascif:
Some assembly required, my foot! I haven't had a home-built product this complicated since we added the French Tickler to the exercise bike!
Amon:
I've heard of low-riders... But c'mon...
lascif:
Fred and Wilma get sick of the sit down paddle car, and try for the hamster wheel upgrade.
Stormy:
The first plans for military tanks
lascif:
I really prefer to imagine that that says spank. It makes me happy.
Amon:
Upon closer examination of the Patterson film, it was determined that it was *not* a bigfoot that was captured on film.