evetsggod:
After Moosullino was overthrown, the cows wandered the desert for forty years
Amon:
"Now, they may be babies, but them little graboids can be just as dangerous as the big ones."
HenryBemis:
To die in a pile of kitty litter.
evetsggod:
Chutes and Ladders, Texas-style!
Meldrick:
Hey, remember us? We're part of the armed forces too! How about a little loving for us?
Amon:
So THAT'S where that flu is coming from! The Coast Guard is infecting people! What? Oh, that's SARS. My bad...
evetsggod:
Look, if we don't get this right, der Fuhrer will be in a - well, you know...
Amon:
Winter must be approaching.
TyranosaurisRex:
Canananadians! And they're going south!
she said i say:
*tsk tsk* always cruisin' the personnels...
HenryBemis:
In Vegas, even the tampon machines are a game of chance.
TyranosaurisRex:
Fuck that shit you cocksucker.
evetsggod:
------------- --- - -------- turnips!
Amon:
What it said was: "That fucking bitch shot my dog. That dog was a purebread Shih Tzu, and it's worth more than her sorry ass will ever be worth!"
Amon:
"Own your own little piece of the Middle East." *Now accepting bids*
she said i say:
"War: What is it Good For? Just You Wait and See!"
evetsggod:
Radar says it's time to make the donuts!
Meldrick:
The Food Network proudly presents, Baking Bread with Radar O'Reilly.