Torgone:
Baku... I can't believe I'm still in Baku...
Messiahblue:
Now, from miracle gro, plant viagra. Stamen a little limp? Pistil not what it used to be?
eber3:
Bananas! Bananas for sale...
eber3:
Sontazu laughed at the so called "big bananas," he knew who had the REAL big banana.
Gnasche:
Hazing has since been banned in schools.
Buffoon:
"Dammit! All you harlots CAN'T stand on the same street corner! You'll drive down your prices!"
Moatas:
When Mayberry's new deputy, Mad Dog, is on duty, even lovable drunk Otis gets slammed.
Moatas:
"I'm not a hooker, Mr. Police officer. I'm selling newspapers to help my mommy. (sucker!)
Paranoid_Pete:
The lynching of political disidents became such a "must see" affair that they were scheduled each Saturday.
Meldrick:
"Hey, the Cowsills were right! Grazing in the grass is a gas!"
HenryBemis:
The bull knows that the elusive prairie dog is down there, but how to get him out for a satisfying meal...
evetsggod:
About to mete out some cow-poral punishment
evetsggod:
Haven't you herd? We're moooving!
HenryBemis:
"To Helm's Deep!"
evetsggod:
You know your gas is bad when you clear out a corral.
Meldrick:
"Hey Bessie, what's a cow's favorite Led Zepplin song?""Hmmmm. The Imoooo-grant Song?""Well, I was going to say D'Yer Milk'er, but I like your answer better."
Amon:
"I'm a cow, can't you see, that I live in the country. Moo-ooo, I'm a cow. Hills are high, grass is green. Heaven for a fat holstein. Moo-ooo, I'm a cow."
Meldrick:
"Git along little doggies!" "Arf-arf!" "BESSIE!" "Ok, ok, mooo already."