KotaClaus:
*Producers note - If you noticed that there are only 48 stars on this flag, that's because nobody really gives a damn about Texas and Louisiana. We apologize for any inconvenience or misunderstanding
KotaClaus:
Even the little kids knew when it was bedtime at the "Neverland Ranch", that's when the BIG hand is on the LITTLE hand!
KotaClaus:
"Capping" in the 60's was considered quite an expensive hobby!
KotaClaus:
We've secretly replaced all the Florida Ballot Boxes with "paper shredders", because.... who really gives a &%$#% what THEY think, anyway?!?!?
KotaClaus:
If you zoom in, you can read the white lettering on the bottom where it says, "Ragheads, if you can read this, you're F*CKED!"
EbeNurseNoirScrooge:
"Myyyyyyyyyyyyy preeeeeeeeeeeecioussssssssssssssss..."
Hinermad:
With G.W. Bush in office, suddenly the market for electric chairs and IV needles is booming.
Hinermad:
Well, openeing a tissue recycling center sounded like a good idea at the time.
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
Gain 25 pounds this Christmas! We promise we won't care!
Hinermad:
"Comfy, isn't it? I can have one delivered on Tueday." "Well, I'm not sure I want it just yet. You're about my husband's size - lie down and let me climb on top of you." .oO I LOVE this job!
Hinermad:
"I'm not sure I understand. I'm a deposed wizard with only the ability to bend the feeble-minded to my will. Yet you want to hire ME?" "I think you'll be a valuable addition to the Bush campaign."
Billy_Zoom:
Mayor commentary only available on the DVD version...
BookWorm:
The only way to see Detroit, from the river, on a fast moving boat.
BookWorm:
"We have to knock down this ghetto project, it's blocking the sun from my office at 10:51 am."
gleeb:
"Oslo? Boy did you ever take a wrong turn!"
TyranosaurisReXmas:
"But Mr. Hughes, this is the 400th day in a row that you've eaten nothing but Campel's Chicken Noodle Soup!" "Shut up... Oh and get that blade on the can opener sharpened. It's getting dull."
Racerex:
The scrapings off the bottom of the petrie dish are the most tasty...
Racerex:
"Well, since we're going to be flying into the Sun in a few minutes, can I have the rest of these clams?"