beckettClaus:
"Honey, I got my head stuck in the chamber pot... again."
Upsky2:
"Heh mayen... le's get stone, mayen."
beckettClaus:
"So, when Santa say's he's got the Bomb Weed, Santa's got the 411 or what?!"
UpSky2:
"...and I got a seat upgrade for a DNA sample. And I got some real good space coke, maaaaen. And I got three fingers like Mickey Claus, maaaen."
Scypha:
"I don't know, Tim. I'm not sure I'm willing to partake in sexual intercourse with that Martian standing in front of us."
Scypha_Claus:
"Hey Santa. Did you ever do it with the Tooth Fairy?" "Not only her, but with Cupid, and Mother Nature too." "Cupid? Ain't he a guy?!?" "Uh...."
Scypha_Claus:
"HA!!! I get it now! Cupid's a guy!! HA HA HA!!!"
Scypha_Claus:
"So I say to the CPA, 'Don't touch my breasts or else I'll cry rape!' Well, he does it anyway... but I get so turned on by him..."
Scypha_Claus:
Martian Three-ways have a whole new meaning.
LauraSodomizesElves:
"See? They're hairy. The palms don't lie."
LauraSodomizesElves:
All this has been made possible thanks to nuclear power.
carbonholly:
1. When applying for a loan, write the name of the item you want to buy. Do not draw it crudely.
GizM:
"So you see, your no-nudity clause is null and void. Ergo, drop em."
GizM:
"Rear Window" starring Gerbert
carbonholly:
2. If you loan is refused, do not attack the loan officer.
carbonholly:
3. Do not rush to your bookie to "double your money."
Dante_Claus83:
...and kids love it too. But don't tell them it's good for them, mom.
KotaClaus:
"M" is for Michaelangelo, what the F*ck is he doing to my ceiling with that paint brush???