Amon:
News reporters are just getting out of hand. Now they're interviewing cat burglars BEFORE they commit the crime?
KingDeath:
The Sci Fi Channel Cyber Police have caught the culprit that changed the channel. Now if he will only tell them where he hid the remote!
YibbleGuy:
"I admit it. I'm not really Mexican--I'm the lead singer for 'Alabama'."
Amon:
They can't afford the two-way mirrors in Mexico. Picking someone out of a police line-up is risky at best.
YibbleGuy:
"...and I'm Miguel Wallacia. Those stories and Andy Rooney...."
KingDeath:
Ralph Nader still looks pretty 'weenie-like' even on CT!
samjacinto:
The Guardian Angels south of the border need to be a little more defensive.
YibbleGuy:
I'm not optomistic about the Hut's new "Dog Vomit" pizza...
Matteus:
oO(oh man I have no idea where I am... I'm soo baked)
YibbleGuy:
Paula Abdul apologizes to the Mexican people for her drastic weight gain.
YibbleGuy:
The Mexicans thought "Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle" was a little wordy, so they changed it to "BOOBS."
skilledartisanrat:
Wow, Wilson sure has aged since his stay on that island...
skilledartisanrat:
Hombres del seis millones peso.
cappin_kirk:
Hijo de la chingada puta!!
SnoopDogg:
Oof!! Mis Huevos!!
Indomitus:
"I'm not going back in there! I could get hurt!"
samjacinto:
Two cappers, lost without SciFi, try something new and actually look at the daylight.
Spectremis:
"Here we are in the middle of the ghetto, we're looking for the ever elusive 'homies.'"