UnReality:
"The Chair recognizes... uh... uh... whatshername, that one... hey, lady!"
Amon:
"I'm dreaming... of a white... Christmas." "Keep dreaming, Bing. This is Mexico."
UnReality:
"Donde están mis pantalones?!"
Bassmann:
"Your Honour! I object!" "Objection over-ruled... give the witness a bun!"
GersonK:
"Hola, Senor Ditka!"
Amon:
Diane Chambers gets a job as a hostess at a trendy restaurant.
UnReality:
"Eso es un buen punto. Dónde *están* sus pantalones?"
GersonK:
She's sort of like a female Janet Reno
GersonK:
Kid tested, Vincent Price approved
UnReality:
"Ay carumba! Cuál es todo el esto sobre los pantalones?!"
YibbleGuy:
"The vote of the Church on ordination of lesbian priests is tied. As chairperson, I cast the tiebreaking vote for... do you have to ask?"
Amon:
Harvey Korman finally told a funny joke.
Amon:
"Me Amo Lucy"
UnReality:
El corazón de la ex-esposa del Buffoon?
YibbleGuy:
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane. All they will call you will be ... this.
YibbleGuy:
I know that SFC doesn't like us... but did they HAVE to hook us up with the "Edgar Buchanan Nude" channel?!
KingDeath:
Ohhh a Latino Cleavage fight!
YibbleGuy:
"Oooh ... it feels *good* when my Titulares are pressed against your Titulares."