CapMidnight:
"Sure, Mort, the pay here stinks, but we get all th' vats o' /model airplane glue/ we c'n sniff!" "Yup! Snor-r-rt!! Hee, hee!"
amycamus:
Phyllis Diller rampages through crowded market in the medina at Fez!
amycamus:
"Hey buddy - interested in hiring a hookah?"
amycamus:
"Uh, guys? You're not gonna believe this, but I see the body of Jesus in there."
amycamus:
While at Bryce Canyon, visit such fascinating geological features as 'The Smoker's Molars', pictured above.
amycamus:
And remember, Utah is dry in more ways than one, so BYOB.
amycamus:
Every evening she cut it, hoping to avoid the ceaseless taunting by the other kids. But every morning it was back, an uncontrollably growing mass of hair.
evetsggod:
Sharks migrating north for the summer
MedusaD:
The original George Foreman burger press.
Moatas:
"You don't understand, darling. They may have a nice menu, but they only have one meal they serve; beans and franks."
GersonK:
"Heh, look at em burn!"
porpoise:
Mommy. *sucks thumb*
questor:
"So, what do you think of Tiger Woods?" Don't know, never played there.
gleeb:
The PGA ruled Casey Martin couldn't use a golf cart, so he got two lackeys to carry him around on a litter.
gleeb:
Scrooge! I am the ghost of sofas past!
gleeb:
OK, now bring it here! Good gator!
beckett:
"So I says we blow up those Godless Beanies NOW!"
gleeb:
Two of the "gas giant" sailor scouts