MSTzilla:
o/` "Egrets, I've had a few..." o/`
144b:
One of the Oracles from Delphi is out for a smoke break
144b:
And now folks, Sonny & Cher! O~ The beat goes onnnn... ~O
144b:
And soon after, the Mongol hordes ran through!
evetdggod:
o/`-that's the sound of the men, chopping on the squid bra-a-ain-o/`
IllegalityGirl:
That's what you get for drivin' that train high on cocaine.
TyranosaurisRex:
Early cameras just didn't have shutter speeds fast enough to do justice to sporting events such as this Yo-yo contest.
UnReality:
"Your donations help support children like little Miguel here, who, tragically, was born with a metal spike super-glued to the outside of his eye."
UnReality:
During the Great Depression, only one in six men could afford legs. The rest just sort of... hovered mysteriously until the economy recovered.
Racerex:
"And here's my 'Mr. Ed' impression --- Aww, Wil-l-l-bur!!"
evetsggod:
That is, by far, the sexiest thing I have ever seen
Racerex:
"Thank you, thank you. For our next number, we'll like to do The MC5's 'Kick Out the Jams, Motherf-----" // "Stop it, Bill!" // "Heh-heh-heh."
Racerex:
Few people know that Uncle Sam used to hang around with Georgia O'Keefe when they were neighbors in the Bowery...
The_Gray_Zombie:
Gamera slapped me
Racerex:
A young Mao remembers he could have had a V-8...
screaming_fist:
Viking Cruises - Free meals for oarsmen
screaming_fist:
It all started when grandpa Bush said, "Read my lips: No new booze tax!"
screaming_fist:
vs. The Gilmore Girls, Blowsy Pioneer Women