Beezo-Chan:
Goofus hates clothing. Gallant hates it too, but wears it anyway to appease society.
Hachi:
Goofus shops at Kmart, Gallent shops at the Gap
Xigeous:
.oO(Ooo - how buff I'd look in one of those Gizmonic T-shirts.)
Racerex:
Richard Simmons enjoys a late-night tangerine on his favorite faux-zebra bedspread...
TyranosaurisRex:
Yes, please send up three eggs over easy, a large orange juice, and toast. Oh, and do you have Cocoa Puffs?
Xigeous:
.oO(Geez. Just *when* is he going to slip me that ruffee?)
E_the_E:
"Sir, we brought you Hall and Oates, just as you asked."
Buffoon:
...but not under the new Homeland Security program.
Buffoon:
"Don't feel too bad, Timmy. It's natural to get excited in the shower at the gym." "Really?" "No."
Buffoon:
Bernie scored the winning touchdown, assuring that the whole team would score with the cheerleading squad later.
Chebby:
"I'm really one hundred and two, but thanks to Grecian Formula, I can pass for seventy! Thanks Grecian Formula!"
Moatas:
"Oh no, no, no. 'suck' is just an expression..."
Beedo:
Mary dials the mysterious phone number on the bill, and discovers Brad's perverse lifestyle.
Moatas:
"Betty? It worked! I must have done it right because he sent me flowers afterwards."
Moatas:
"About last night, Mary. Remember, a lot a sibblings 'do it' with each other."
Moatas:
Your government censors at work
Lanzman:
Dude, I don't think ketchup will make that taste any better.
Torgone:
Posture Puppy!