LongLiveRock:
WE ALL LIVE IN A UGLY SUBMARINE
amycamus:
"You're melting into the chair, aren't you. Ha. My sinister plan is working. Melting. MELTing. You see, dear, I've poisoned your coffee with psilocybin."
Buffoon:
Bonnie looks longingly at the place she's hidden her alcohol.
Buffoon:
"Hey! They're..." "Bigger? It's a push-up bra. You like it?"
Buffoon:
"No sex until the dishes are done." "I'll dry."
amycamus:
"It's ok, Glen, I can understand a pantie fetish. But these aren't my panties. They're not even my size. I mean, these are gargantuan!"
amycamus:
"You shoulda seen this kitten squirming. I mean, he did NOT wanna go in that pot. It was the funniest thing."
amycamus:
"It's terrible! Because of the whole Enron thing, Mom and Dad have to sell off one of the Aspen houses!" "I just hope it's not the one with the landing strip for my Lear jet."
Snuffleupagus:
Dude, shes old enough to be your mother! "She is my mom." Dude, kinky...
Torgone:
Beer - The other white meat.
Snuffleupagus:
Johnny ponders the fact of going blind and getting hairy palms.
Snuffleupagus:
Wendy contemplates liposuction, tummy tucks, and breast augmentation...
gleeb:
"Gee, I don't know..." "I do. You must drink some beer, so we can complete the pyramid."
Snuffleupagus:
Hold on there Jimmy, these beers are for the girls... *wink* " Oh yeah... right the girls..."
Hachi:
Yes, these children shall fetch a nice price on the gyspy market...
Beezo-Chan:
A face only a mother could love. And even then, it's not by much.
Hachi:
The children swim away in fear as grandma decides she can skinny dip with the best of them.
Beezo-Chan:
"So then I said, 'why bother using hair gel when I've got this tub of Crisco right in front of me?'"