cscott:
"Behind the scenes, there was a torid love triange between myself, Levar Burton, and Patrick Stewart... FACT? or FICTION?"
cscott:
"Behind the scenes, I used to dress up as a french maid and sing sea shanties... TRUE? or FALSE?"
RodRocket:
"It was back in '83, at a Comic-Con. I was dressed as a Cylon robot, and I nailed this cute girl dressed as a Colonial Warrior. That's last time I had sex."
eatman:
Watch me pull a quarter out of your ear!
eatman:
Wow, I guess disco isn't making a comeback after all.
Halfmech:
"You're fucking up my chi."
Klatuu:
(one, and-a two, and-a three) o/` Start spreadin' the newwwwws, I'm leavin' todaaaay...
Forkboy:
"All right, men! Listen up. It's time for operation 'Find something good to buy my wife for our anniversary'. Rally point at J.C. Penny's. Move out!"
Klatuu:
We've crossed Ming the Merciless with a Pinwheel cookie. What in the name of all that's good were we thinking?!?
villain:
"Ahhhhh! I'm home... home alone!!!"