TheDiva:
Dear God, not "Hobgoblins!"
Sant_Amon:
"You want your morphine drip turned up 3 notches? OK..."
joeylovebug:
Please don't lock me in the closet again...
lil_dazetilxmas:
Brunhilde: The Early Years. Coming soon to UPN.
Sant_Amon:
"Dude. I'm trying to Christian Slater here. Do you mind?"
TheDiva:
You're shittin' me!
lil_dazetilxmas:
What do you mean "that shirt wasn't striped when I put it on this morning?"
joeylovebug:
I hate pissing outside in the winter!
joeylovebug:
It's an old Atari video game: "David Hasslehoff Pong"
mst3miKi:
Susie always enjoyed it when her blind sister took out her anger on the screen door.
mst3miKi:
Barbara knew she was boring when her friends kept falling asleep while she talked...
TorgosHand:
We now return to the Sci-fi movie of the week "Stewardess's In Space." Enjoy!
mst3miKi:
"Hey baby, wanna go back to my van an--" *SLAP!*
Talldude21:
As President, I will see that my brother Ted will be a public embarassment to my family for the rest of his chowda-lovin' life!
Regius:
"I can't believe I hit the last surviving Tasmanian Tiger." "Aw come on Fred, at least we know where they went now."
iceblast:
Wait did you hear that? No wait, it's gone...
jkrobertson:
Property of Michael Jackson
JurassicPork:
The first Palm Pilots offered little in the way of graphics... but they made superb egg timers.