KirkShatner:
HA! I kicked your butt at tennis! Who's the girly-man now?
KirkShatner:
Oh, I HATE this! Even when I'm not home I get obscene phone calls!
girly_girl:
Some Jawas are more evil than others.
girly_girl:
Just realized that both her and her mother are using the same vibrator.
girly_girl:
"My God, they're right! I DON'T have game!"
KirkShatner:
"Hey, aren't you that Freddy Kruger guy?" "Me? Why, no. No I'm not. He doesn't have a distinguished looking beard like I do. We look nothing alike."
girly_girl:
Looking back over his life, Carrot Top realizes what a waste it's been.
KirkShatner:
Alright, the tranquilizer finally kicked in! Now I can finally get lucky on a first date!
KirkShatner:
So mom, what do you do for that "not so fresh" feeling?
KirkShatner:
Yes master. I swear allegiance to the ringed blue planet. I will unquestioningly do your bidding when you appear master...
YibbleGuy:
"We have a lot in common, John. We both have a large collection of Anne Murray records, and we both like to eat pussy."
mrohbilly2001:
The cramps, the bloating. You know when it's your time of the month, are you gonna trust Tylanol to relieve your symptoms?
drd1812:
Moments later, they noticed that it was an ant hill.
drd1812:
The alien equivalent of fly paper.
Billy_Zoom:
Come on, Howie, say something witty and funny to redeem yourself... you're drowning here.
Koddragon:
You know Bernie, the petting zoo has never looked finer.
Koddragon:
Well sir, it IS fly soup.
Koddragon:
Uh huh, Uh huh... Yes Dear... mother-in-law moving in... Yes Dear...