DimensionalAvenger:
Jeff Fayhe is... THE PUNISHER!!!
AMCrulz:
Here's a good place to park.
locolobo:
It's not a bonfilre until they can see it from space!
Noxvombatus:
"He-Man and his friends bansihed me from Eternia until I get rehabilitated and have plastic sugery done to stop scaring the kids. Can I crash here tonight?"
mightyjoefission:
Well, I told you not to eat the pie, didn't I?
Noxvombatus:
...but I ATE the kids, how we gonna explain that to grandma, or the cops, or their parents for that matter?
Noxvombatus:
Hey check it out, theyre showing scrambled hardcore PG-13...
DA:
"I told you not to eat all the Frujengladje! I TOLD YOU!"
Yazzin:
"Hi, this is Jonathan Frakes for Diet Pepsi."
Yazzin:
Say 'Amish man' three times in the mirror and one will appear...
Yazzin:
Andrew Divoff? Bet he got flack in school for not being on the swim team...
drd1812:
"Sure I could lose a few, but I don't think 'holy crap, you're freekin huge' is a constructive office statement."
mightyjoefission:
Archie Bunker, we hardly knew ye
pearliepie1:
Having muscle cramps or neck pain? Call Dr. Tracy Chan for a safe & quick procedure to stop that pain before it destroys your quality of life.
mightyjoefission:
God, I hate this part... Just make it quick okay? I've got to get up early tomorrow.
drd1812:
When cat-burglers clean house...
DimensionalAvenger:
I want your honest opinion... do these look real?
KirkShatner:
Well this is quite the Jello shot you have here. What flavor is it?