TheJerk:
"Hi kids. Sorry I had to take your Grandma." -Love, God
pumakitty:
Whomever owns a red Xtara SUV, license plate 397yh6, your vehicle is... well... sinking.
Nitro_Sama:
MOSH PIT!
jailrn:
I don't care if it is dark, you're still not my type
Amon:
/~ "Who's that guy with the Big Head. The Big Head. The Big Head?" (Well, that's really open for discussion, isn't it?)
FlyingDutchman1971:
The illegitimate love child of Anthony Hopkins and Santa Claus.
Greebo:
What the??? Wait a sec... that's a Coke machine in the shot right?
FlyingDutchman1971:
Little House on the Prairie: The Lost Episodes... tonight, Albert turns to prostitution to pay for the broken butter churn
Greebo:
Aww crap... who's idea was it to invite that stupid Anne of Green Gables chick?
happy_fun_ball:
HERE IT IS, MOM! DRUG-FREE URINE! NOW WILL YOU FINALLY LET ME MOVE BACK IN, AND STOP FREAKING OUT ABOUT MY TRANSVESTITISM?!
Billy_Zoom:
She's only now coming to the cruel realization that her date was serious when he said, "Put out or get out, baby."
Silent_Sirena:
Bring me my evil hand puppets! ...muahahaha!"
Bran640:
The doctor said it was a flu shot!
Bran640:
Yes, daddy like it like that?
wd40:
"Jack, I can't beleive you traded the cow for a Hundai!" "But it's a magic Hundai, Mama!"
RichardMV:
If only this TV was a bit bigger, then I would be looking at something.
animebabe:
"Tee hee! It's so cute that you think you can afford me!"
ytism:
I'm sorry, Jim, you see you have perfect credentials for the job but Magic Eight ball says no...