smilingvillain:
"Will work for... BRAINS!"
saint_marie:
He's gonna hold his breath until the show gets better... we'll send flowers to the funeral.
saint_marie:
"Hey, how bout the two behind..." "Lesbos." "Really! How can you tell?" "Trust me."
CaptionFreak:
"For a nun, you're damn relaxed." "Just soak up the rays, my love."
Kevbo32:
Yeah, I said nice ass and she slugged me?! What the hell went wrong?
Giantclaw:
Come on baby... Let's do The Twist...
xanialei:
Wow, I can see all of 1955 from my front porch! Where's Beaver Cleaver?
pboothe:
It took Herb most of his adult life, but he finally accomplished his goal: a nativity scene made from a cheese log.
RazorbackSheep:
Pa Ingalls had been pushed too far by John-Boy's mocking taunts
villain:
Not having any luck with the ladies, John decides to go for a roll in the hay by himself.
RazorbackSheep:
When Bob's Viagra kicked in, it REALLY kicked in!
Amon:
When disturbed, the mountain man is capable of climbing steep grades, where most other animals wouldn't even be able to find even a small crevice.
pumakitty:
"Doctor... I think I may be a man. Or a woman... I really can't decide... Is that abnormal?"
sad_blackbird:
"Ya know, I'm *proud* to be the son of Mickey Dolenz and David Cassidy."
sad_blackbird:
*I'm sorry sir but you'll have to deposit two million dollars and do the funky chicken dance to continue this call.* "I... hate... Qwest... phone service."
sad_blackbird:
"That's the last time I take you to Ruth Chris Steak House. You always get too drunk and start making a scene."
Zeddy:
I claim this land for Spain...
Nitro_Sama:
"Wow Mr.Bond, you do sound amazing in the bedroom."