NurseNoir:
Looks like Barbra Streisand needs to have her hormones adjusted...
KIPPAGE:
"Oooh that Barnabas... Wait'll... I... GrrrH!"
jeoboy:
They'd better return that to the drive threw at the bank
wester:
No, Helen Hunt, look through the telescope the OTHER way!!!
jeoboy:
I'm not drunk, I've only had a couple scottles of botch
jeoboy:
Whoops, I dropped my keys. Would you mind picking them up?
Amon:
Nice Chestnuts! *or* Nice Breasticles!
HearseLover:
"It's a column shifter! What do I do?!"
chilwil:
"You're in row 3, seat 14. Right this way..."
wester:
Check out this boss equalizer. With headphones, I can hear every nuance in Britney's voice.
MrAtomik:
I just had the tips of my hair dyed pink! Tell me you love it!
Joshua_the_samurai:
Michael Jackson has just gone TOO far!
GalacticDrift:
Mozzakk didn't realize his disguise was compromised as his white blood ran down his wounded forehead. The invasion would have to wait.
GalacticDrift:
When DirecTV isn't enough ("But honey, I want to see what they're watching on Neptune")
Joshua_the_samurai:
"And then I got awarded to Anthony Hopkins for best actor… let me tell you that was a wild year!"
GalacticDrift:
"Yes, I see it now. It's a... bright, fiery thingy, and it's getting bigger... heck Sylvia, it looks almost to be heading right at us. What d'ya make of THAT?"
ytism:
It was ancient custom for a girl who like a guy to choke him to death, subsequently this civilization quickly died.
Joshua_the_samurai:
"Hey baby, you know the way the the Rennosaince Fair?" "Like I havn't heard THAT before!"