PigInABubble:
MuHaHaHa.. If only she knew my plans of carving HER tonight :::evil laugh:::
GalacticDrift:
Officer WAIT! This toast is still warm. The killer must still be in the house!
ronzoni:
Yes, I'd like to order the Super Blue Stuff, I've got this stain on a dress I HAVE to get out.
quadkane:
"Shut up, nurse... these titties need warmth!"
Sven_:
Pretty...
Sven_:
Must... reach... sherrif... Zombies... coming... closer...
Agent_Moldy:
Guy Gross! Girl like Woman instead!
hubbard:
Saturn crap
YingYang:
"OUCH! You didn't tell me you were wearing press-on nails!"
KennyBoy:
"Here's your chum bucket, Mr. Berkeley."
GlitterRock:
Mr. Roarke: "Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Diane's 'Touched By A Nelson' fantasy said she wanted 7 Mike Nelsons, not 7 Joel Robinsons! Send them back!"
nineofnine:
She didn't get that round mouth from eating square meals
nineofnine:
The IT dept has a "leather only" dress code
AlmtKth:
It was then Billy felt the hand on his backside and realized he was not alone in his prison cell
aze:
No matter where I turn, I'm still ugly. Look...
LongLiveRock:
Pearl and Bobo the later years
UpSky2:
Bad Mother Teresa impersonator! Bad!
Oceanrider:
As Death awaits from afar...