KirkShatner:
Yes, I'm in contact with your brother and he's still pissed about that $20 you owed him.
Smoker6:
(to himself) "...friggin last time I ever eat a Warhead before going out on stage."
KirkShatner:
No I'm not in contact with anyone. Right now I'm picturing Sarah Michelle Gellar naked.
Joshua_the_samurai:
"And the Ghost of Wolfgang Puck tells me to chop those onions extra fine..."
Smoker6:
Future guests for the Jerry Springer Show
KirkShatner:
What, did John pack the audience with blondes or something?
KirkShatner:
Janet lost 130 lbs. with Subway sandwiches. Of course it's because her husband Dave took them away from her and ate them, but we're still taking credit.
Raven_Poe:
I shall now baffle you with my abilities! You have a relative and they are dead! Behold, I've done it again!!!
hotbrunette:
Dude, I just drank a whole case of coronas... I see lots of dead people, mostly twins.
Smoker6:
"I had his liver with some fava beans."
Billy_Zoom:
Requiem for a Dream...
Raven_Poe:
He sucks, but he does a great Christopher Walken impression.
Raven_Poe:
So it's normal to polygrip your cheeks to your gums?
hotbrunette:
Blow up doll for old people
KirkShatner:
"I've got a message for you from your dead husband Carl-" "Mike" "Yeah, but you sometimes called him Carl." "No"
Raven_Poe:
This bitch sits under the bridge waiting for the clickty-clack of the three Billy-goats Gruff.
AbortionIsMurder:
Cross Dressing, with John Edward
Smoker6:
"I'm sorry, if I smile, my foundation will crack."