hotbrunette:
Yo yo yo John Edward in the house... biotch!
hotbrunette:
These two are definitely NOT hotbrunettes
Amon:
"Very funny, Steve! Yes, I used my Summer's Eve this morning. Now just turn around and quit sniffing."
Amon:
Stand-ins for Bob Newhart and Suzanne Pleshette.
Kosmo:
"If I close my eyes and wish really hard, maybe I'll be on a better cable network..."
Kosmo:
Suddenly the ghost of Tallulah Bankhead appeared in the audience...
BenSteinsCharisma:
and this is my deeply concerned, "I'm gonna cry for you" face. The women in the audience just start bursting into tears after this.
puffery:
"The ceiling people... they're... watching me!"
Kosmo:
"So I put the gun right here and pulled the trigger. That's why he 'Crossed Over,' John."
hotbrunette:
And her breasts were really saggy, and misproportioned
ktulu221:
Oh shit, my earpiece went dead, what the hell do I do now?
keyz88:
Many people don't know that after the show, I go by the name of "Dieter," we illuminate the rave/techno lighting ... and call this place "club SCHPROKETTZ!!!"
FlyingDutchman1971:
Sandy practices Rule #1 from the Richard Simmons videos: "Pushing away from the damned table."
Smoker6:
"Gee golly!! It cost me almost 35 cents, but I fanally saved up for these last 11 years for this book entitled *How To Be a Perfect Wife Without an Opinion.*"
LauraPower85:
Shirley Temple child porn found on David Westerfield's computer.
KirkShatner:
Generally this is the motion I use when masturbating. Is this the correct technique?
LauraPower85:
Anne Hesche at her Pier One stocked home
Joshua_the_samurai:
John contacts the ghost of Cheech Marin.