flappersquirrel:
The whole descending from apes thing makes more and more sense.
BurkeDevlin:
"Okay, now everybody think of a number between 1 and 10... somebody's thinking... 4, right?"
Werehamster:
These guys are getting paid to watch this. The people at home have no excuse.
FlyingDutchman1971:
The Golden Girls ask John to help them get in touch with their lost careers.
geekenstien:
so a nun, a hooker, and a windower go into a studio audence...
Verrada:
*taking notes* M o m always... liked her better!!!
Mubooboo:
"Yes... you're the one I'm going to lie to today."
Mubooboo:
"Keep sucking... I'm getting something..."
Noxvombatus:
Watch, it took me a few days to learn this, I'm now going to make a real stupid face and poke the SciFi logo in the eye...
Noxvombatus:
They speak of the day they decided to give John Edward a one hour TV show...
mstiegirl:
Yes, dammit that's my final answer! Uh, why, is that the wrong one? Uh, okay, B then.
hotbrunette:
Why is Frasier in the audience?
puffery:
Martha Stewart, will you make out with me?
Amon:
Yes, it's "Crossing Over With Edward," the friendly school crossing guard. He'll show you the proper way to cross the street.
Amon:
"Please don't put your used Kleenex on my shoulder. Do you have any idea how unsanitary that is?"
Noxvombatus:
John was nice enough to list his three indentured servants in the credits, and even under properties, what a guy...
HomeStar:
Oh, this is my favorite part, where he dances with the dead people!
HomeStar:
Oh, yeah, now he's got her dead aunt in a mean headlock! Get her JOHN!