VladtheImpaler:
What in the hell is that in the background? Did he summon Voltron?
VladtheImpaler:
Kelly finds out that she can get cream rinse and conditioner in one bottle!
chilwil:
"And he choked trying to eat a party sub, right?"
TheRatfink:
"He was right on the money about my old dead father-in-law. He used to peek in on me when I took a shower one time. Can I have my fix now?"
Billy_Zoom:
Apparently, John has an entire wardrobe of blue sweater-vests...
Neriya:
Walk like an Egyptian. Oh yes. I am *the* wild man. Thank You very much...
EireCat:
John rivets the audience with his stirring rendition of 'Down by the Water in an Iddy Biddy Pool.'
HoneyT:
Relatives of the Damned.
HoneyT:
Christopher Reeve has been cured! ... somewhat.
Neriya:
When Orcs Breed. News at 11.
Billy_Zoom:
John Edward reincarnated Irene Ryan! He really is magical...
HoneyT:
Man, The Who has really hit the skids in recent years.
HoneyT:
Hello, police? Yeah, I'm calling to report a major fraud concerning my dead uncle...
Neriya:
Dude... DUDE! Hold still! There's a giant praying mantis on the side of your head!
HoneyT:
Whoa... hey lady in the front, are those real?
EireCat:
...preferably in a Mac truck. A big one.
EireCat:
Look dummy, there's a disclaimer right here. It says 'only a complete and utter simpleton would believe a word this guy says.' Is that not clear enough?
Billy_Zoom:
John Edward is bemused to find a heckler in his studio audience... he immediately damns that crass monkey boy to hell.