animebabe:
Imagine blowing your 15 minutes of fame on "Crossing Over..."
spacehero:
He's so cool that when he sleeps, sheep count him.
chilwil:
For $50 more, you can get the 'private' psychic reading...
Benj121884:
Look, if I were to stop drinking that would make me a quitter, and no one likes a quitter.
chilwil:
I'll give you this diamond ring if you'll say on national TV "I'm 'stroking my pussy."
Agent_Moldy:
Ooo, "Kids in the Hall"! With Dave Foley as Alex Gariepy -- 's sister.
porpoise:
The Kent family, Smallville, USA
screaming_fist:
Scott Baio liked to wine and dine and 69 them after each episode of Charles in Charge.
Joshua_the_samurai:
"For the last frikkin' time! No I can't get more specific! The dead are very vague and general!"
JohannGambolputty:
Will the real Masonic cross dresser please stand up?
Joshua_the_samurai:
Does anyone else notice the astounding lack of thin people on this show?
JohannGambolputty:
John Edward recieves a message from the late inventor of Ipecac!
JohannGambolputty:
"Stop that!!! No one cares what your ding-a-ling does when you pluck your chest hairs!!!"
VladtheImpaler:
~Wait a minute...that's not Judge Judy...~
VladtheImpaler:
"I need to talk to my dead husband... he was a proctologist... tell him I fell on the bedpost... please hurry."
VladtheImpaler:
"I used to play guitar for STYX and I need to talk to my career."
VladtheImpaler:
"I'm freakin huge!"
VladtheImpaler:
"Is there a gecko on my neck?"