servoinorbit:
Okay, so... ah, I'm here in Marlboro country. Where's the guy in the cowboy hat. And where's that 'flavor' they always talk about?
IClaydius:
Next time on 'Nature': The fully erect penis of a blue whale is over eight feet long...
alexgariepy:
Alright, who parked the squid in my parking space?
Amon:
TV's Frank?
144b:
And Stuart Pinkin dreams of killing Wayne Knight for stealing the roles that should have gone to him.
Coakley:
Andrew McCarthy dreams of "Weekend at Bernie's 3"
TinyElvis:
Brent Spiner waits patiently for a haircut that will never come.
mistie406:
"Now that the mating has finished, Lyta, you must join me in defending the WWF Tag Team Championship."
PrezGAR:
I have a Romance novel cover to pose for.
YingYang:
Oh, yeah! Whip me, spank me, lick me, call me Bjork!!!
girly_girl:
"EGG-cellent! This plan will work EGG-xactly like I planned!"
nightcruiser:
"What's wrong with my face?"
downtownsprite:
She was drunk and abusive, but she made one hell of a meatloaf surprise
RoninM:
Screech finally has his wish come true, as Lisa clings to him like an anklet on a fat woman.
EnochF:
"Mmmmm... someone's cooking barbecue in the next studio..."
dabadkrow:
This looks like a great place to spend a dark and stormy night!
KindaEvil:
Paramedics were called to the scene of a laboratory practical joke involving super glue and an electron microscope earlier today...
sergy:
I think I'll donate whats left from my liposuction for stem cell research.