girly_girl:
"Why can't we all just be friends?"
psychomorph:
"I used to really hate these Trekkie conventions… but now it's my bread and butter."
robofreak:
"Bring me an orifice!"
LuvBJones:
.oO I love ice cream. I do!
Mr_Grant:
New York (AP)-- TV psychic John Edward was unexpectedly cut in half today by a stray wing from a Boeing 737.
Buffoon:
Ruth Buzzi looks exactly the same!
robofreak:
No, no NO! It's how YOU doin'! Dammit, audience!
Mr_Grant:
~Yes, your question is? ~Hi John, Mimi Farquar of Ft. Lee NJ. Could you tell me why its pronounced 'ar-kan-saw', not 'ar-kans-ass'?
girly_girl:
"It was then that I had flashbacks to when I was attacked by a phoenix. That wasn't pleasant, let me tell you!"
Geier:
John Edward, Marriage Counselor: "See? He ectoplasms all the time, DAY AND NIGHT, and I just can't take it anymore!" "Just admit it, Alice: You're frigid."
Generik:
"We'd like to talk to Martin Sheen, please." "But... he's not dead!" "We know, but we're just such big fans of 'West Wing'!"
amycamus:
"I'M SHOCKED AND AMAZED!!!"
Buffoon:
"You ARE the Weakest Link, good... Oh wait. It's me... I'M the Weakest Link! Damn!"
UnReality:
When threatened, the North American John Edward (scamous artista) will often release waves of noxious gas, thus rendering its predator incapacitated.
Klatuu:
No, even if you clean yourself like a cat, Catwoman will NOT go out with you.
amycamus:
"It's simple. Your Proud Mary isn't burning because your big wheel's stopped turning."
CapMidnight:
"And this from the Rural Western Kentucky Traffic Chopper... looks like there's no tie-ups, and /smooth/ sailing, for houseboats on the river today!"
Brainpan:
The Secret Life of Amoebas on the Discovery Channel tonight at 9/8 Central